Who’s driving who?
One evening Billy Graham’s jet landed in his home town and a limousine was waiting to take him to his home. As he started to get in, he said to the chauffeur,” In my eighty odd years and I’ve never driven one of these things. Would you mind if I drove this evening?” The chauffeur saw nothing wrong with the idea so he let Dr. Graham behind the wheel.
Up the road sat a rookie trooper working radar and was ecstatic when he clocked a limo doing 70 in a 55. He pulled out and had the limo stopped fairly quickly. He took the driver’s license and with great surprise saw who he had pulled over. He went back to his patrol car and called his supervisor. “I’ve pulled over a stretch limousine with someone very important and I understand that we sometimes make exceptions for well known people.”
The supervisor asked, “Did you stop the governor?” “No, someone more important than that” replied the trooper. “The president?” asked the supervisor. “No” said the trooper someone more important than the president.” “Who could possibly be more important than the president?” asked the supervisor. “I think I’ve stopped Jesus” said the trooper, “Billy Graham is the chauffeur.”