Category Archives: Jokes and Humor
RE: Little Johnny’s Prayer
…Maybe that’s a prayer we should pray to God – to ask him to please put up with us while we try to be more Christ like.
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Little Johnny’s prayer
Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.
After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and had said a prayer.
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Things to do….
Things to do during a boring sermon
* Pass a note to to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
* See if a yawn really is contagious.
* Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
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The lost chapter…
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a “woman.” Continue reading
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Where’s my mansion?
A man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets. They past mansions after beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a shack…. Continue reading
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The Perfect Pastor
Does Your Church Expect the Perfect Pastor? Read more… Continue reading
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Praise the Lord…
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” … Continue reading
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Who’s driving who?
One evening Billy Graham’s jet landed in his home town and a limousine was waiting to take him to his home. As he started to get in, he said to the chauffeur,” In my eighty odd years and I’ve never driven one of these things. Would you mind if I drove this evening?” The chauffeur saw nothing wrong with the idea so he let Dr. Graham behind the wheel.
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What church?
A farmer from a small rural town moves into the city. On his first visit, he notices a large immaculate church on the top of a beautiful mountain. Although this farmer had been a Christian since childhood he had never … Continue reading
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