Category Archives: Jokes and Humor

The Christian Barber

Posted on August 20, 2009 by eflowsemaj

OK, so you’ve decided to witness for Christ. Great! Just be careful how you do it. Make sure the words you use and the actions you display reveal Christ. ——— There was a barber that thought that he should share … Continue reading →

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What will they say about you?

Posted on August 15, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Three men arrive in Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, “When you’re lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” Continue reading →

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The Three “Wise Women”

Posted on August 13, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?

They would have: 1. Asked directions, 2….

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RE: Little Johnny’s Prayer

Posted on August 8, 2009 by eflowsemaj

…Maybe that’s a prayer we should pray to God – to ask him to please put up with us while we try to be more Christ like.
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Little Johnny’s prayer

Posted on August 7, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.

After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and had said a prayer.
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Classified Ad

Posted on July 30, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Wanted: Pastor, No experience necessary. Please reply to:

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N. Dove Road
Faith, Ill. 01666 Continue reading →

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Things to do….

Posted on July 25, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Things to do during a boring sermon
* Pass a note to to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
* See if a yawn really is contagious.
* Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
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The lost chapter…

Posted on July 23, 2009 by eflowsemaj

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a “woman.” Continue reading →

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Where’s my mansion?

Posted on July 16, 2009 by eflowsemaj

A man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets. They past mansions after beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a shack…. Continue reading →