Category Archives: Jokes and Humor
The Computer is Down…
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. Continue reading
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The poor preacher
After the church service, seven year old Brian said to the preacher: ‘When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.’
‘Well, thank you, ‘the preacher replied, ‘but why?’
‘Because my daddy says that you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.’
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What’s in your old family Bible?
A little boy opened their big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages…. Continue reading
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Denouncing the devil
A priest was speaking with a man on his deathbed. The priest told the man: “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil.” The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the … Continue reading
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Ever wonder why…?
Why do we say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’?
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how deep was it?
A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!” he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not…. Continue reading
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God’s Answering Machine
Imagine praying and hearing this:
“Thank you for calling My Father’s House.
Please select one of the following four options:
Press 1 for a request.
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The Christian Barber
OK, so you’ve decided to witness for Christ. Great! Just be careful how you do it. Make sure the words you use and the actions you display reveal Christ. ——— There was a barber that thought that he should share … Continue reading
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What will they say about you?
Three men arrive in Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, “When you’re lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” Continue reading
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The Three “Wise Women”
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
They would have: 1. Asked directions, 2….
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