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Category Archives: Jokes and Humor
about lying . . .
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog,the clergyman went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”
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so you like your long hair?
1Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. 2″Honor your father and mother”—which is the first commandment with a promise— 3″that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth.” Ephesians 6:1-3 Continue reading
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“children ask the darndest questions…”
A preacher’s little boy inquired, “Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow your head. What are you doing?”
The father explained, “I’m asking the Lord to give me a good sermon.”
The little boy said, “Then why doesn’t he?”
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the monastery
Brother John entered the ‘Monastery of Silence’ and the Chief Priest said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.” . . . Continue reading
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Catholic power
Joke day: Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds in her local town. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. Continue reading
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How many commandments?
John and Jane were not a very religious couple but tried their best; they only went to church once a year. As they were leaving the church, the minister said, “John, it sure would be nice to see you and Jane here more than once a year” “I know,” replied John, “But, we’re very busy people, leading active lives but at least we keep the Ten Commandments”. Continue reading
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Run NOW!
One Sunday morning during service, a thousand member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying what looked like sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, “Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are, otherwise now is your chance to leave, run…RUN NOW!” Immediately, most of the choir fled, most deacons ran out, and most all of the congregation immediately left the building. Continue reading
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Three doctors go to Heaven
Three doctors are returning from a conference when a truck crosses
the median and hits their limo. All of a sudden they are face to face with
St. Peter. Continue reading
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Be careful:
The Bible is FULL of true stories, but you better be careful which ones you use to justify your actions:
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. Continue reading
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No Excuses
To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special “No Excuse Sunday”:
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my only day to sleep in.” …
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