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In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long … Continue reading
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The Southern 10
Here it is for y’all: The official SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS: 1. Just one God. 2. Put nothin’ before God. 3. Watch yer mouth! 4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin’. 5. Honor yer Ma & Pa. 6. No killin’. 7. No … Continue reading
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three wise firefighters
In a small Southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a … Continue reading
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on NOT going to church
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, “I’m not going!” “Why not?” asked his mother. “I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “One, they don’t like … Continue reading
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on your way to school…
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He thought he was a “big boy” and didn’t want her to walk with him. And she wanted to give him a feeling of independence, but she also wanted to know that he was safe…
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Let’s talk Commandments…
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our … Continue reading
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Liquid, Fragile or Perishable?
When a woman decided to send the old family Bible to her brother in another state,
the postal worker asked her if there was anything breakable in the package.
“Only the Ten Commandments,” she replied.
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health – a different perspective…
An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven.
The faithful couple were recognized by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome center, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place.
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what’s the answer?
The following riddle was written by a woman in California, USA, over 100 years ago in the late 1800′s.
God made Adam out of dust,
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10 things you won’t hear at church
Things you never hear in church . . .
10. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
9. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
8. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
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